February 2008
6 posts
"Tonight I'm going to tell you why you should buy...
So, tonight I had to give a persuasive impromptu speech for my Business and Professional Communications class. I had three minutes to come up with a two minute speech on my choice of three subjects given to me to sell. My options were shoes, a diamond ring, or my soul, and of course, I picked my soul. For the speech, we had to present three reasons why the class would want to buy the item you...
An Uphill Battle
Three years ago I was a size 1 and around 115 pounds. I don’t even want to think about what I weigh now, because it will just depress me. I recently cut meat completely out of my diet and have started eating ridiculous amounts of fruits and vegetables. My goal is to lose 20 pounds by mid May. Going to the gym is obviously ideal, unfortunately hard to fit in my ridiculous schedule. ...
Finally Letting Go
So, as I stated yesterday, my grandmother is dying of cancer and I am having some issues dealing with it. I feel like I have to be the strong one in my family, as I always have been, and cannot cry in front of them. Last night around midnight I just broke, and sat in my car for nearly an hour and wept. I cannot remember the last time I cried so hard, and I am having blended feelings about it. ...
How to Deal?
So, as a lot of people know, illness and disease tends to haunt me. Not directly, but the people I love. Well, it has struck again. I found out today that my grandmother has cancer in her brain, breasts, and groin. I have no idea how to handle this, considering my usual way is to supress it, until it eats me up and I explode about 4 months after the incident. I can’t just shut down, so I...
January 2008
23 posts
On the Hanson brothers
Sabrina: http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/brown/archives/hanson_t600.jpg
Sabrina: I would fuck them all.
Sabrina: Don't judge me.
Habitat for Humanity
This summer I’m going to volunteer so I would love it if I had a friend or two do it with me. So yeah… one of you people reading this, come spend some quality time helping me help others.
Male Waxing.
Me: Seriously, that would freak me the fuck out.
Me: It just looks... unnatural. Like an alien penis.
Chris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Human Conflict
So I had my first human conflict class today and I absolutely loved it. It’s a 3 hour class and it flew by. My professor is pretty fantastic and it is just a really laid back class. Definitely glad I changed my major.
National Pie Day!!
So, today I was informed it is one of the most fabulous days ever, National Pie Day. In fact, it is so great, Bakers Square is giving every customer a free piece of pie, no purchase neccessary. http://www.celebratepie.com/coupon.php Go out and celebrate with the amazing and delectable food we call pie.
Another Night at the Gym
I’m pretty sure I’m cursed. It seems as though the only time I see somebody I know, or haven’t seen since high school is when I’m either all sweaty and disgusting, or when I just woke up and still have bits of make up smeared all over my face. Anyways, about halfway through my work out I suddenly needed to throw up, so I booked it out of the gym and feel unsatisfied with...
What a Shock.
So at 4pm this evening I was taken off guard by the news that Heath Ledger was pronounced dead. I can’t believe it. It’s so sad that such a brilliant actor, and somebody so young just died. :( It’s gonna be weird watching The Dark Knight.
Baths are Fantastic
I just took a wonderful long bath, complete with bubbles and Sex and the City. There is nothing more romantic than bubbles and hearing Samantha say “Fuck me” and “Dick” about 17 times.
Sex and the City and Oranges
So, I got the entire series of Sex and the City for Christmas, and I cannot get enough of it. I’ve been trying to figure out who fits me the most and I can’t for the life of me decide. The show is pretty damn amazing though. Now because I am so upset about the loss, I would like to eat a tub of cookie dough or something. Instead of adding 10 more pounds to my ass, I am using...
Devestation
Yeah.. that pretty much sums it up.
Overtime.
I’m pretty sure this game has already taken about 20 years off my life. Now we are in overtime. Pack won the coin toss, so I’m literally praying to God we use it wisely.
2 minute warning
I need an inhaler.
Halftime
I’m pretty sure my nails will be completely gone by the end of the game. I have to keep reminding myself to breathe, I’m so wound up. Well, the score is currently 10-6 GB, so hopefully we can keep the lead. C’mon Favre, show me whatcha got. Patriots won 21-12 which definitely doesn’t surprise me. Hopefully they are facing the Pack in the SB. 1996 rematch.
Game Day!
So today is the day that decides who is going to the Super Bowl or not. In a perfect world it would be the Green Bay Packers and the San Diego Chargers, but I highly doubt that will happen. I’m just praying that the Packers pull through and Favre sees another Super Bowl. I’m awaiting kickoff, which is 7 hours away, in nervous anticipation. Eeee! I can’t wait. In the mean...
Not again... →
They really need to stop making Bring it On movies. The first one was cute, but a fourth? That’s just obnoxious.
“hillary’s going to win. it was set in 1988 to go bush, clinton, bush, clinton,...”
– jeff kreisler
Insomnia
Not being able to sleep is really disheartening, especially when it’s 4:30 in the morning.
Comfort Food
100 calorie Oreo crisps + Simply Jif peanut butter = heavenly
Quiet Nights
So tonight I realized how much I love candles. Unfortunately the ventilation in my house sucks and everytime I blow them out my fire alarm goes off. The price you pay for a nice mood-setter.